- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not
Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase
You can’t go to the pharmacy without someone saying, “Hey, you’re the girl from Harry Potter!” and I’m like “Yeah! Just buying tampons, see you in a bit!”
- me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
- person: *flirts with you*
- me: *sweats*
- me: ive made a huge mistake
U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
when ur friend posts a selfie
I just went to the downtown nondescript food shop called munchies for the first time and they slid my mozzarella sticks down the counter in a crumpled brown paper bag without saying a word and I’m p sure a drug deal just went down