Tweets
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

whenthesecondsun:

Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase

(Source: keikozakky)


You can’t go to the pharmacy without someone saying, “Hey, you’re the girl from Harry Potter!” and I’m like “Yeah! Just buying tampons, see you in a bit!”

(Source: morningspark)

  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

(Source: deflorationis)

(Source: mcqueenlovesme)

spookumber:

when ur friend posts a selfie

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I just went to the downtown nondescript food shop called munchies for the first time and they slid my mozzarella sticks down the counter in a crumpled brown paper bag without saying a word and I’m p sure a drug deal just went down

(Source: drownerrs)

(Source: frenchlittlegod)

laughtime:

every morning

(Source: catastrofe)

(Source: contentawaretypography)